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Now there's a conversation to have!
On the one hand, it's easy to say they'd be immune because of the whole undead thing, maybe because their body temperature is too low, or because magic, or because vampirism is close enough to rabies that they should only be able to get one at a time.
But on the other hand, the idea of a bat-vampire suffering from rabies is both funny and terrifying.
An evil vampire is bad enough, killing on a whim. But remember that rabies makes regular animals act in ways that will spread it the most: drooling, friendly, then bitey. Can you imagine the scourge of the town showing up apparently drunk and wanting to be friends with everyone -- until he doesn't?
#terrifying I say#and also slapstick-funny until it isn't#rabies#vampires#asking the real questions#worldbuilding#also yes let's get the flavored baits going#who wants to volunteer
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thinking about uh playfighting with a girl
#who wants to volunteer#I’m 5ft I have short ass limbs oh nooo I’m sooo easy to pin down#oh no oh nooo PSYCH!!! get bamboozled#but also oh noooo don’t pin me down I’ll moan#lesbian textpost#wlw textpost#nblw textpost#lesbian#wlw#lesbian nsft#wlw nsft#nsft lesbian#nsft wlw#masc lesbian#ramblingeyes
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THIS IS UNSUAL I THINK of me but butttt WHO WANTS TO PARTICIPATEEEE!! I need 3 people, you can pick whichever one you want BUT you must have an ATHF Oc ☝️☝️☝️ whoever remains after the three will be mine so I didn’t really pick any so YEAHHH LMK GUYYSSS TWEHEEE
#sillyposting#boom#silly goofy mood#giggles#collaboration#art collab#athf oc#giggling and kicking my legs#who wants to volunteer
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we need to bring racefaker drama back to this website
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idea: grimace horror movie
> go to theater
> watch fnaf movie and then grimace movie back to back
> go home
> drink a grimace shake and play fnaf
> see what happens
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#grimace#mcdonald's#just imagine the possibilities#what gets you first#freddy or grimace#who wants to volunteer
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if i die i need to give one of my mutuals my password to keep my shit going.
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did not have a gay dream but I did wake up with an intense need to kiss a woman
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I need to find new beta readers. Or just someone to act as a sounding board. I'm starting to realize that my best work comes when I have someone I can just bounce these ideas off of, just to get them out.
I feel too distracted, otherwise, because I just can't focus on the here and now. I'm always looking towards the future, trying to think 3 books from now, instead of looking at the chapter in writing at the moment.
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Had a vision of fanart I want to see as I was waking up this morning:
💜David and Michael in this is as they look in S2 of Staged.
💜Michael’s on his back on the bed, naked with wrists bound together resting on his torso.
💜David’s clothed, laying on his side propped up on his elbow as he jerks Michael off.
💜Michael’s panting while looking at David pleadingly - as if he’s been edged a few times - as he’s jerked off by David.
💜David’s looking back at him with a pout as if to say “poor baby” in between talking down to him.
💜I imagine David’s hair resting back off his face like in this last scene of S2:
I don’t have the gift of drawing people and bodies, so if anyone else can see this and wants to draw it I would LOVE to see it! 🤩
#david tennant#michael sheen#fanart#smut#fanart ideas#please please please#who wants to volunteer#pretty please#staged#staged season 2
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Who wants to watch The Beatles (1965-1969) cartoon with me?
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Sighs loudly I need a kiss
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You're such a hot femme I hope you're getting body worship at like all times you deserve it
I should be but I'm not and it's truly a shame
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Who wants to be that someone?
i can't stop thinking about someone rubbing my clit at every opportunity, just randomly slipping their hand into my panties whenever they want. and its not even enough to edge me, just enough to keep me wet n needy n dumb for them
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okay, listen to me for a moment, i need someone to write about patrick and best friend!reader at a halloween party with a matched costume because, you know, they are best friends (even if they behave a lot like a couple). obviously he is charming with her, but they go to this party, they get a little drunk, they dance together quite close and at the end of the evening he accompanies her back home/dorm because they are both still drunk and he is a gentleman but before they can say goodbye they start kissing and slowly enter the room and do it for the first time. obviously after they fall asleep and it would also be very cool to see the next morning that they realize for how long they denied the feelings they have for each other!!!!!
#notacleangirl ⋆.˚𖦹⋆✮⋆.˚#i have an idea#please listen to me#who wants to volunteer#i need this so bad
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bought more sex toys today, a very large dildo, silicone urethral sounds, more lube and 3 drawstring bags to store toys in. im becoming the person i always wanted to be (kinky with a collection of sex toys)
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rebelcaptain + the hunger games au
When Jyn Erso was eight years old, her mother died and her father left to become a gamemaker for the Hunger Games. Adopted by Saw Gerrera, her mother's friend, she became Jyn Gerrera and was forbidden from ever revealing her true identity to anyone. Ten years later, it's Jyn's last reaping. Saw, the forgotten victor of the 32nd Hunger Games, had rejected every reward the Empire offered him, preferring to live as a recluse at the edge of the forest in District 12, as opposed to the luxury in the Victors' Village. It's been decades since anyone in the district even recalled that Saw was once a victor himself, but he had made sure to teach Jyn all he knew of self-defense and combat training. It's the only thing she has of him left since his passing two years ago. Now, Jyn just wants to get through her last reaping and survive. But when she hears the name of the young girl she trades with sometimes, Jyn doesn't hesitate to volunteer in her place. She has nothing to lose, except her life, and every reason to believe that with Saw's training, she has a chance at winning the games. A chance that 12-year-old Kerri Andor wouldn't have. Things get a little more complicated when Kerri's brother is picked as the other tribute. Jyn is good at surviving, but Cassian, with his quiet cunning and surprising talent with a bow and arrow, could be a threat. Not to mention that Jyn knows he's the sole provider for his young sister and aging mother; a family who needs him. Who may die without him. Nobody is waiting for Jyn back home. When their mentor's plan to make them seem like star-crossed lovers triples the attention and sponsors they receive, Jyn is forced to play along with the scheme and pretend she has feelings for Cassian. Worst of all? She's not sure where pretending ends and where genuine feelings begin. The gamemakers say they can both go home if they're the last two tributes standing, but Jyn knows better than to believe the pretty promises of the Empire. Soon, she'll have to make a choice. Will she do anything to survive? Or will she let Cassian Andor go home to his family - even at the cost of her own life?
#rebelcaptain#rogue one#dailyrebelcaptain#therebelcaptainnetwork#swedit#rogueoneedit#tuserjyn#usertina#rebelsmik#tusersimone#*graphics#*rebelcaptain#thg au#i have thoughts#i think jyn and cassian are both more katniss than peeta#although cassian certainly has some peeta traits especially their ability to lie and manipulate#but cassian is far less ~golden boy~ and far more directly lethal than peeta who doesn't kill anyone in the games#i also think the bow and arrow make more sense for him since he's a sniper and jyn is more hand-to-hand combat#and then jyn's the one who volunteers like katniss but cassian's the one with a family relying on him#katniss has the desire to survive for her family and jyn has survival instincts but she has no one to go back for#cassian does#which i think makes for an interesting dilemma for him#because he doesn't think he can stomach killing jyn but if he dies what will happen to kerri?#for that reason i think the trick with the berries may come from him#jyn who has spent the last two years achingly alone feels she has nothing to survive for#she has a fondness for kerri and has grown to care deeply about cassian so ultimately i think she'd want to give the victory to him#cassian is the one who has to be like 'no we do this together or not at all'#but then if we go further into catching fire and mockingjay territory i think ultimately jyn's the spark#although would it still make sense if cassian did the trick with the berries? i don't know#i always pictured jyn as the face of the rebellion and cassian getting hijacked etc etc but im curious what you guys think!!
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